Ok so i made a YouTube vid talking about a situation i had with this so called Christian man. Let me give y'all a Lil back ground on this NIGGA ok so me and my bff joined a church.....I had already been a member for like a year but never went to the new members orientation. So me and my bff Mel and Shana went and met some other new members it was so fun i love my church United Believers Community Church....This is where we met this foo he was coo he and my bff became friends they were coo i thought...
Ok so we friends on FB and he would always get on me about missing church....so a gave him the nick name deacon john. He seemed to me a real Christian guy i did not see anything wrong with him. One day y'all this foo inbox me on FB telling me he had something really important to tell me. Im like ok what up....He says you gotta promise not to tell Mel....Honey anytime someone tells me not to tell my bff something before they can tells me anything i know it's going to be juicy. So im like im not go tell her nothing i promise (y'all i was clearly fibbing) and he fell for it. Now what he told me (i just busted out laughing thinking about this shit) y'all i was not ready for this...
He says yo booty was looking real good in those sweats.....whaaaaaaat????????? and he says you know im a booty man. Muthafucka how would i know yo creepy ass was anything but inlove with Jesus? He says i wanna drip hot wax on yo booty watch it jiggle and slap it and watch you booty turn red from the sting....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! y'all my ass was i tears deacon john is a freak, i called my bff so fast an laughed....now yall know my messy ass put that whole inbox thread on my FB status and he blocked me shortly after.
See that why people do not trust the church too many fakes up in there. Lmao this is a true story i do not make this stuff up y'all....What would you do in this situation?
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When I worked @ the bank I had a Pastor of a church that will remain nameless ask me could he suck the fart of my..... Ever since then I look at Pastors and Deacons a lil different.
I thought you were tiffany williams.....tiff its to many of us lmao....and heck yeah those be the creeps....my manager at my bank was a slimey deacon too
That is too funny and too crazy to be fake. Yes there are alot of messy folks hiding behind Jesus and using Jesus to prey on people.
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